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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 16:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

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They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What sexual fantasies do you have?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried