What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 16:19

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What sexual fantasies do you have?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried